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Post by ducati749s on Apr 2, 2007 11:10:31 GMT -5
Dont make me blush LoL Does anyone have any ideas for ep1?  |
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Post by janice on Apr 2, 2007 11:30:48 GMT -5
Streetwolf is chasing the drug dealer who killed his partner. No. Er....Wait a minute. Streetwolf's best friend shows up and really is a bad guy. No. Ummmm....I know. Streetwolf gets canceled! ;D
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Post by hernesson on Apr 2, 2007 11:35:37 GMT -5
Streetwolf is called out to a 24hr off license where knackers are ripping off the candy display. They leave a trail of gobstoppers and sherbet fountains to their secret chavvy, scum lair and Streetwolf gives chase at 10mph through council estates, back alleys and rubbish tips...
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Post by ducati749s on Apr 2, 2007 11:44:22 GMT -5
Streetwolf is chasing the drug dealer who killed his partner. No. Er....Wait a minute. Streetwolf's best friend shows up and really is a bad guy. No. Ummmm....I know. Streetwolf gets canceled! ;D You obviously dont appriciate good TV Janice  SW will go on for years....like Bonanza! Dan, have you seen the thing?, I am not going out in Public on it ;D My 3 main locations: The garden, the shed and the Comeragh mountains. Big chase sequences, speeded up shots. The ideas have to be simple: Man steals from shed SW sees man stealing from shed Man sees SW looking at him stealing from shed Man throws a shoe at SW SW throws his boot at Man Man gets into van SW gives chase Long chase.................... .............. ............... ............... SW throws other boot at van The robbers van crashes and bursts into flames THE END Now thats a good storyline  |
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Post by janice on Apr 2, 2007 11:49:16 GMT -5
Cross dressing, black, gay guy steals flowers from the garden.
Streetwolf catches him/her.
Cross dresser throws dirt at SW (oops ruined manicure)
SW tosses back manure (fertilizer).
Cross dresser tries to run in high heels (wobble, wobble)
SW pursues.
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Post by Pentastar on Apr 2, 2007 11:50:05 GMT -5
I have a better script for Streetwolf:
Streetwolf sits in shed looking at "monitors", sees punk kid jump his fence to try and knick his lawnmower.
Streetwolf jumps on his trusty machine, speeds out of the shed.
The punk has disappeared!
Streetwolf decides to take a 360 degree picture, starts doing doughnuts in the grass.
Streetwolf's wife comes out of the house and starts yelling at her husband for tearing up their lawn.
Streetwolf retreats to his shed to fight another day.
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Post by hernesson on Apr 2, 2007 11:54:54 GMT -5
An Oirish 'Chinatown Memories' set in Dublin. Chinese takeaway store, the Holy Stone of Clonrickert, Irish/Chinese triads ... Okay, slightly eccentric idea. :-)
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Post by ducati749s on Apr 2, 2007 11:55:16 GMT -5
Cross dressing, black, gay guy steals flowers from the garden. Streetwolf catches him/her. Cross dresser throws dirt at SW (oops ruined manicure) SW tosses back manure (fertilizer). Cross dresser tries to run in high heels (wobble, wobble) SW pursues. Now thats good TV Heres another: SW sees man J-walking in the mountains Man runs off SW chases Man throws big rock at SW SW dodges big rock Big rock falls on the ground SW gets angry Man gets angry at SW getting angry at him SW gets even angrier at man getting angry at SW getting angry at him Man raises eyebrow SW raises visor Man throws dust in SW's face SW goes to hospital END OF PART 1 Do you see, that is how you make a 2 parter |
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Post by ducati749s on Apr 2, 2007 12:05:56 GMT -5
An Oirish 'Chinatown Memories' set in Dublin. Chinese takeaway store, the Holy Stone of Clonrickert, Irish/Chinese triads ... Okay, slightly eccentric idea. :-) No not at all Dan. In fact I quite like the idea but 1 small problem: "Hello Mr.Gangster, would you like to have a major role in my spoof of Streethawk, Streetwolf. You would be guest starring alongside me and a modified 1980's Yamaha SA50 Passola." Gangster clicks his fingers and I am Brown Bread. |
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Post by taurus2006 on Apr 2, 2007 15:20:48 GMT -5
Sweet dude, but the new movie is gona be even sweeter!
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Post by Josh on Apr 2, 2007 18:37:32 GMT -5
Sweet dude, but the new movie is gona be even sweeter!  |
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Post by ducati on Jun 30, 2007 7:10:02 GMT -5
Ep 1 is coming to a computer screen near you soon ;D I can give a preview though...........if you ask nicely lol |
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Post by hernesson on Jun 30, 2007 14:39:56 GMT -5
Okay, you're expecting us to beg you to see this load of cr*p, did I get that right?! ;-)
... "Please sir, would you kindly do us the honour of presenting a preview of your marvellous, splendiforous spoof adventure serial, Streetwolf? ..."
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Post by ducati on Jun 30, 2007 19:02:50 GMT -5
Okay, you're expecting us to beg you to see this load of cr*p, did I get that right?! ;-) Yup, thats it in a nutshell, still deciding the soundtrack though so thats where you umm spirited individuals may come in handy lol ;D |
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SW will go on for years....like Bonanza!
